Deli counters of the world — listen up.

For as long as I can retain( about two years, since I no longer remember anything before Trump ), wraps have been orientation near the apex of the lunch hierarchy. I cannot tell you the number of corporate summits I’ve accompanied where low-toned sodium, corn-heavy, semi-frozen veggie packages were the only lunch item offered. Heads of HR told us we should be grateful for them because they were free and since this is health. What a lie.

America is already immense, sure, but I must admit it was a little bit better in the pre-chicken caesar salad wrapping age, when hearty hero sandwiches were king. Read more …

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